So I’m sitting here playing Far Cry 3, and am just ditty-bopping along through the jungle. I come to a stream and walk up to the edge, thinking about crossing it. Suddenly a big bastard of a crocodile jumps out of the water and drags me in. I literally jumped and shouted “Holy shit, fuck me running!” So I guess we know what my last words will be if I’m ever attacked by a crocodile in the jungle.
I swear, my X-Box is going to be the death of my writing career.